Johnson Johnson is the personal assisstant to Count Nefarious Vile. He seems to be smarter than his boss; continually suggessting that Vile stop the heroes himself rather than have his cronies do it for him. Johnson has died twice: once after contracting a virus which turned him into a zombie, and again after being turned into a turtle and therefore being too slow to escape Vile's self-destructing tower. He now serves Vile in Hell.

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